Posted by on April 28, 2019 2:00 pm
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No spoilers ahead, but a story capable of being ruined by a spoiler is not a good story

Spoilers for Harry Potter book five but nothing in Game of Thrones season 8. If you want to yell at me about spoilers on Twitter, slide into my DMs – let’s not accidentally spoil a bystander.

I will never forget the day Jack Nicholson spoiled Harry Potter. It was 2003 and we were loitering around a cluster of demountable classrooms waiting for our Italian teacher to show up. I was never sure if Jack was deliberately named or his parents were stubbornly sticking to a family name, Oscar winners be damned, but I did know that from this day on, I hated him.

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